Wednesday, November 24, 2010

The unwritten parts of the recipe

As any cook knows, recipes are just a starting point, a guideline.

You have to fill in the unwritten parts yourself.

So, may I suggest the unwritten parts that go with this recipe?

  • First, between each sentence of the instructions, add:

    Drink a beer.

  • Second, at the end of the instructions, add:

    Drink two more beers while you cook the turkey. Then look at the oven and realize you forgot to turn it on. It's ok, you didn't own a meat thermometer anyway. Throw the whole mess away and call out for pizza.

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